Hello everybody, my name's Murray and i'm one of the Elves that helps Santa get ready for Christmas.
I work in the Workshop preparing presents and gifts and I just love playing jokes on all the other Elves.
I thought you might like to tell them to your family and friends over the Christmas holidays.
Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because they can't hear you.
Why does Santa have a white beard?
So he can hide at the North Pole.
What's the first thing Elves learn in School?
What kind of music do Elves like best?
How do Snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you.
How do Snowmen travel around?
What does Mrs Claus sing to Santa on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What does Santa put on his toast?
What did Santa say when he looked out the window?
It looks like rain 'dear'.